Joe Scheibl Drunk

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.

Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

by Troll Hunt3r July 7, 2011

drunk

One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night?
Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.

by marty-mcfly March 20, 2009

piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.

I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.

by ACG2x February 27, 2004

donkey drunk

Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.

"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."

"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."

"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"

by Ryan McIver November 14, 2006

drunk jenga

When somebody passes out drunk, you take turns piling stuff on them until they either wake up or the whole pile falls over.

Ryan passed out so we drunk jenga'd him and then gave him a Pacheco Sneaker.

by TastyMcJuicy March 27, 2009

Drunk fuck

A wasted son of a bitch

You're such a drunk fuck

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Drunk Asshole

A Drunk Asshole is a male who goes to parties and gets too drunk too fast. If he is there with a date he will become inflamed with jealousy very easily. He will then proceed to try to pick fights with every other male at the party. When its time to leave or when people become tired of listening to him talk in general he will steal alcohol to take home so that he can get progressively more intoxicated. A Drunk Asshole will then pass out in the car still clutching his stolen booze and to cap the night off he'll tell his date that she likes to fuck dogs.

Last night at the party Steven was being a Drunk Asshole look it up on urbandictionary.com to see what he did.

by Chachilovesthenightlife November 9, 2005