Slatering the upper deck

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.

Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.

by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

deck bomber

Specific to the game Battlefield 1942, Deckbombing is the process of landing a plane on the enemys aircraft carrier, and continuously dropping bombs while the enemy cannot do anything to stop you.
The carrier eventually sinks.

by Tom Edwards October 20, 2003

Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.

Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.

by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010

Dock Hoarding

When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.

Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.

by Leonard69 February 20, 2011

Dock Blocker

To have a large boat that takes up an entire dock at a lakeside bar or resort.

The Dock Blocker with the huge boat took the whole dock. Fuck that guy!

by Sea man May 30, 2013

deck rat

Somebody who stays in the same room as people having intercourse

My room mate Darryl was being a massive deck rat last night when I was with my girlfriend

by deck rat June 13, 2015

deyock

Another form of saying "Dick" but with more nostrally accent, say it as if you have a cold.

Here comes the Deyock

by Dick Tremeyne May 3, 2016