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cellphonia demensia

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot
Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.
by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007
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Demetri

Someone who makes cheesy jokes and is the only one laughing at them, though he is super sweet and emotional. He loves a good game and is a bit of a rule follower so don't be a cheater. A Greek name originated from the Greek Goddess Demeter.
Wow he's laughing at his own joke. I bet his name is Demetri.
by ASL4life January 28, 2017
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Demerius

An annoying son of a bitch who thinks he is cool and actually is if you find a Demerius keep him for laughs
Yo did you meet the new kid Demerius

No I want 2 tho
by Urmomgay21 January 3, 2019
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Demetrius

Getting pounded in the ass by five swole black men that are like OG MUDBONE
I JUST GOTTEN Demetrius it was amazing but hurtful
by pussypounder69696969696969 October 2, 2017
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demetrick

a male slut, man whore, etc... he cheats, plays, and uses girls.

you cannot trust or depend on this jerk. but he can fight. he's hot, but he's a trick. don't be fooled (;
wow, he's such a demetrick!
by fag baf america August 21, 2010
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Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.
Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
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Demetris

literally the biggest freaking loser i have ever met
Person 1: Hey, have you met Demetris?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a freaking loser.
by bluestar155 August 17, 2019
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