cumpilot

Semen with a supernatural ability to control its own trajectory

The gurgling noises coming from Janie confirmed the presence of a top cumpilot

by ThreeBeatSlide May 9, 2014

Cumpacity

The amount of cum in which one can take

She is a slut, her cumpacity level is very high

by Mrspencer November 13, 2015

Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

Cummy nose

Much like the dick loogi. When a man ejaculates into the girls throat and instead of going down into her stomach with gravity it back tracks into her nasal cavity and out her nose in a thin trickle much like a bloody nose but only white

Example of a cummy nose
*this occurs while a man is "throat-fucking" a girl*
When the man finally ejaculates into her throat she doesn't turn onto her stomach in time and the cum goes down into her nasal cavity creating a white trickle out her nose (when she finally rolls to her stomach) looking like a white bloody nose.

by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016

Cummy Bears

The art of ejaculating on a bunch of gummy bears, putting them in tupper ware and gifting them to someone

Guy 1: Hey man we gotta go do Beckys birthday we're aldready late!
Guy 2: Hold on a second, my cummy bears arent ready.
Guy 1: Alright, I think we can wait 30 seconds.

by n1qq4s April 21, 2017

Cumpo

A word you call a little bitch but you don’t want to say the word”bitch”

“You’re a cumpo

by Justin .B July 27, 2018

cumpactor

A nother name for bodhini hide a weenie

"That bitch works semen like a cumpactor."

by Bodhini November 9, 2018