noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.
Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.
by nuttedhard March 17, 2009
After a long hot drive in ur automobile.. Bend your lover over the hood and insert a fiery hot SparkPlug in there ass.. Make sure to thread it in softly.. Not to strip the sphincter..
While driving down the road, I picked up a sweet hitchiker.. And for my reward, I gave her a Cuban Hot Champion..
by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006
Cuban Web Browser- :// Sex position that includes a girl and a guy. Girl uses foot and digs poop out of guys bootyhole and then gives him a footjob.
by Sleepnowinthefire February 09, 2011
The act of a Cuban male having Anal sex with a Thick or heavy set women, while he smokes a cigar and occasionally ashes the cigar on the top of the thick bitches spine.... he also may or may not be yelling racial slurs at the women or saying fat jokes.
Whats wrong with the top of your cousin gina's neck?
Shes dating a Cuban guy, The pricks always laughing about some shit called the Cuban Spinal-tap.
Shes dating a Cuban guy, The pricks always laughing about some shit called the Cuban Spinal-tap.
by Fresh420 July 25, 2010
When you stretch your ballsack out and attach it to a rope and hang upside down outside of a laundry mat before 8:00pm
Cuban coat hanger....
by Taters24Taters November 24, 2011
When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.
by hoe-low August 15, 2011
the product of Cubanman somehow making love to Cubanwoman although they are the same person and a man, is a common phenomenon but scientists dont understand how it occurs. A cuban love child is often retarded.
by Paul the great April 02, 2008