crotch gap

The open space created between a thin or fit woman's upper thighs when she stands straight up with her feet close together. Considered a reliable indicator of a low body fat to weight ratio for women. More voluptuous women do not have a crotch gap due to the flesh of their thighs closing the gap. Often associated with the term "cameltoe".

When the backlight revealed her crotch gap through her dress, I knew she was the one for me.

by NeoProg June 15, 2010

Crotch Lasagne

Pretty much a dinner served by a crotch, using crotch made products like ball sweat and dick cheese.

Perry enjoyed his meal of Crotch Lasagne

by EmiYuckfu August 8, 2008

hamburger crotch

(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.

Britney spears flashed her torn up hamburger crotch to the eager Poparazzi last year.

by Mitchigan October 24, 2007

crotch flakes

dandruff found in and around the genitals.

It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?

by phunkiest January 10, 2009

crotch trumpet

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

faucet crotch

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.

Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.

by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008

Crotch Bacon

Sweat that accumulates between the folds of the labia and emits a foul smelling odor.

I worked out for two hours at the gym today and gave myself a bad case of Crotch Bacon

by Tam the Shrew March 10, 2013