The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

by Jason rosy July 3, 2008

Face-Crooked

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011

Croak

1. To die

2.fail, suck

3.noise made when someone else fails

Dude, didja hear the mayor croaked?

Whoa, that dance totes croaked

Girl: *trips and skirt goes up*
bystanders: *croak*

by Jade Jealousy July 23, 2009

chris crocker

A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.

Chris Crocker: Bitch please!

by becca182xxx October 28, 2007

croak

The infused combination of crystal meth and cocaine to inhale through nasal oriface.

Be carefully when sniff that line of croak....it made my eyes water

by Kristal Korruptor February 16, 2004