croast

to roast something over a small open flame.

croast He roasted a marshmallow over a small flame from a burned out fire.

by poofo August 26, 2009

croaking the frog

to grab your girlfriends twat so hard she groans

im gona start croaking the frog watch

by trilobite3 December 2, 2014

croatian

The long lost links to humans, not entirely humans yet, not apes all that much. Usually prefer following others into wars, like Hitler. Also, they like pretending that they are actually brave and strong.

P1: Look at that monkey, acting all Croatian.

P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.

P1: Woah! It looked almost human!

by Firty Ducker May 15, 2016

croatian bath

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself in a stall with toilet water, using a urinal cake as soap.

Man bro I'm so dirty right now you need to stop at this rest stop so I can take a Croatian bath.

by Tat2d Deville November 28, 2014

croag

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Chris April 2, 2005

croag

A cigarette. And the last time I checked a pack only came with twenty, so no, I can't fucking spare one.

I'll be right back. I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

by Passeddoubt May 13, 2005

Croatia

a joke

Person A:Hey have you heard about Croatia?
Person B:*dies of laughter*

by everynameiwroteistaken October 19, 2018