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Netflix second cousins

Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.

Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.

Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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heard you cousin

A phrase often used by the popular youtuber nickinthecutt when describing a situation that he understands
Nick “Is it a lot of pressure having a big influence on tiktok?”
Jared “Yeah, but this is what I’ve dreamed of”
Nick “Heard you cousin”
by shspsjdbrb July 23, 2023
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Mr. Cousin McDonald

A female named Alex that lives in Canada, New York.
Alex, aka Mr. Cousin McDonald, is the cousin of Mr. Sister Woman and Mr. Sister Woman's sister. Cousin McDonald is very cool!
by Chickindude June 24, 2021
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cousin fucker

Someone who has sex with or marries their cousin or other close relations.
That nasty woman had sex with her husband's brother. What a cousin fucker.
by cherls March 30, 2009
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Weiner Cousins

Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.
Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.
by rexcars27 April 22, 2009
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pseudo-cousin

a person whose family has known your family for an extremely long time and whose history you know so well you might as well be related (even though you technically aren't).
Amy's parents grew up with her best friend Kate's parents, so Kate and Amy are pseudo-cousins.
by busrider December 27, 2008
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