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Cottonwood, az

A small town in northern Arizona with no real entertainment. Known for its high teen pregnancy rate, high std rate, crazy people, drug addicts, and drama. The only thing close to a mall there is the local walmart. If you live there the only way to entertain yourself is to either do drugs, get pregnant in hopes of getting on Mtv, or hang out at walmart.
"cottonwood, az" home to the unwed teen mothers, druggies, and where the drama follows you to the end of the earth and back.
by frosty790 August 1, 2012
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cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.
"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"
by Dave May 13, 2004
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Cottleston Pie

A pie that is mentioned by Winnie the Pooh Bear in his philosophical piece, the Tao of Pooh. Used by him as a response to various riddles including, "Why does a chicken, I don't know why." So use this as an answer to anything.
Example: Joe- How do you use these condoms?
Mary- Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie.

Teacher- What is the square root of 56.9?
Student- Cottleston pie.

Dood- What is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?
Me- 42 cottleston pies.
by bezgurl February 13, 2006
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Cottage Cheese

A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.
Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."
by Alex "The Judge" October 7, 2010
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Cotton Eye

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!
by guitaristdito January 19, 2016
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cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).
steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008
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cotton bullets

Euphemism for tampons, primarily derived from the shape and material they are made from.
Don't mess with the missus this week, i accidentally spotted some cotton bullets in her handbag
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
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