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Nathan Cornwell

Someone who is excessively procrastinative, untalented, and incompetent.
by BTCHN October 13, 2022
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Iowan cornfield

The act shoving a corncob up a girls ass and lighting her on fire to make popcorn and eat it and praise Kim Reynolds’s for the cornfields fine corn.
I PERFORMED THE IOWAN CORNFIELD ON MY MOTHER YESTERDAY.
by RizzlybearOHS February 21, 2023
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Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.
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Chris Cornell

The most gorgeous, talented, and poetic person that ever had the chance to live. He rocked in Temple Of The Dog, Soundgarden, Audioslave, and had an amazing solo career. He was a living angel, now a real angel.
Nobody sings like you anymore, Chris Cornell. RIP.
by Showmehowtolive March 19, 2023
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Dave Cornell

Person 1: Do you listen to Dave Cornell?
Person 2: Yes! His music is amazing!
by Kai1479 April 3, 2023
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Jack Cornell

Jack is someone that no one gets. He’s beautiful but quiet with the largest personality ever. Jack is so easy to love. That’s why I can’t stop loving him, and I’ll love him in every universe. Jack is beautiful, kind, and everything you could ever want. Everyone needs a Jack. You’re missing out if you don’t have one yet.
I love Jack Cornell , he makes me the happiest person.
by Bellapimentel0 September 21, 2023
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John Cornelius

You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius
“What is wrong with you”
by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 9, 2023
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