Concert Mooch

Someone who consistently gets others to painstakingly procure concert tickets, although they do pay for them.

Tammy: Did you know that Mike wants to go the the WMMR BBQ Concert?
Nikki: Let me guess. He wants us to get the tickets?
Tammy: You know it!
Nikki: What a concert mooch.

by serpicosbaloo March 24, 2010

Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.

Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"

by Monnikah July 26, 2017

queer's consort

Noun, a woman a gay man kisses when drunk. The partner of a queen but not a king. Thus a consort

She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort

by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013

concerto

Explains how a man eats out a dyme at a concert, usually a rap concert 4sho.

Yo mah nucca Dev gave a concerto to that dyme at the Avirl Lavigne concert. One.

by KC Dizzle March 23, 2005

concord

A huge nose that juts out with no particular definition or shape. It is often quite wide and long. It points in a slightly upward direction. It often looks unproportionate with the rest of the person's face. Women that have a nose like this often wear a lot of make-up in order to distract from their obvious flaw. Men that possess a nose like this often have excessively dyed hair (usually in bright or attention-seeking style) with a long fringe. They usually have an irritating level of obviously fake confidence.

"God I don't know why that girl acts like she's the bees-knees, she has a right concord on her!"

by Oz123 April 25, 2008

Concordant

To have an equilibrium with agreement; harmonious

Everyone employed to this business is concordant with the guidlines that they should abide to.

by thomas shinji December 8, 2003

concord/carlisle

2 small towns in Eastern Mass, full of a bunch of preppy rich kids with houses worth millions and trust funds to match. Daddys either a lawyer or a doctor, mom doesn't work, she shops.
The girls are snobby bitches and the guys and cocky assholes. Girls drive mercedes, boys drive beemers, tiffanys stays in business off these girls alone, prom is the biggest deal of the year. The OC's of the east coast.
The towns pale in comparison to the way cooler, way more ghetto Acton!

"God those girls are snobs, where are they from"
"Carlisle... of course"

"God, those girls are cool, where are they from"
"Acton. No question"

by Josey Kirkland May 8, 2005