you can't coach that

A phrase to describe outlandish behavior

Joe shoots a three-pointer 25ft from the corner.
Bro: "Whoa, I wish I could do that."
Joe: "Booyah! You can't coach that, son."

by maximize_me April 9, 2009

roach coach

A barf buggy. An industrial catering truck.

It's break time. Let's get a Moon Pie off the roach coach.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Coach K Chicken

A form of fried chicken created by Beatrice Middleton. Done by marinating the chicken in blueberry juice, thus imparting a blue color and sweet flavor. It is often eaten before Duke games to get into the mood to win. It was named after Duke basketball coach Mike "Coach K" Krzyzewski. Beatrice just happens to be friends with him being an alumnus of Duke herself.

Beatrice: Hey honey, are you hungry? I'm fixing you some Coach K Chicken. This is devilishly delicious!

Bryant: How do you make it? It looks like it tastes good.

Beatrice: You marinate the chicken in blueberry juice. It makes it sweet. Turns it a really pretty shade of blue, too. (screaming) GO BLUE DEVILS!

Coach K: Well if it isn't Beatrice Middleton herself. I hear you're making my chicken. I'm pretty hungry. The boys just had a big game. We smashed NC State good!

Beatrice: Okay, its almost done. (fries the chicken) Here, try this. See what you think of it.

(Coach K and Bryant try the chicken)

Bryant: Wow! This blueberry juice really pops. Its like a blueberry in my mouth.

Coach K: Good one, Beatrice! I haven't had this in a long time. I'm gonna have to teach the guys how to make this.

Beatrice: Well, if Coach K likes it, everyone will! This Gunny Granny sure can cook! Hey, there's a Duke game on. Let's take it in the living room, boys. This is going to be sweet. This is one kickin' chicken!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 18, 2011

coach

A hilarious sitcom starring the legendary Craig T. Nelson, the hilarious Jerry Van Dyke, and the underrated Bill Fagerbakke.

While Coach was on, I pissed my pants laughing at Luther's hilarious antics.

by Savatage September 3, 2006

Coda

Coda is one of the most enthusiastic and loving girls u will ever know!! She is talented, hilarious, and loves to spend time and talk to her friends. She can be very insecure about herself inside and out even though there isn’t anything she should be self-conscience about! love ur coda because she is a best friend that u should hold on to forever!

jessica: dont u think Coda is an unusual name?
anna: i think it’s beautiful!
jessica: i agree! she’s as pretty as her name is

by ggracelesss December 30, 2019

Coda

Coda is a kind and loving girl that is beautiful inside and out. she is super pretty and has a very lovable personality. Coda is so selfless and she loves helping others. she is super nice and anyone would be lucky enough to have a coda in their life. ur Coda loves going to parties, hanging out and talking with friends, and eating is her favorite. she is very creative and artistic and never gives up until she achieves what she’s heading for no matter how hard her patience will be tested. Coda is a HUGE animal lover. she always commits and never bails on anything that is important to her friends and family. even tho she will usually be late she still makes the best of everything. she is very adventurous and loves trying new things. she is overall a positive person, but she can sometimes be a little self-conscience about her looks and attitude. she is a little insecure at times as well but her friends and family r always there to encourage her and be with her thru it all! she’s definitely a keeper:)

Coda is beautiful inside and out and is always there for me.

by ggracelesss December 31, 2019

Coitus Coach

An alternative to 'fuckbuddy'. Two people who share purely physical relations.

Danny : Have you heard about Joe?! He's dating Alice!
Adie : Nah man. He's just her coitus coach.

by Gdog. August 28, 2009