clay

Similar to an idiot. Shortened version of "clay head". Someone who is easily molded.

Look at this fucking clay.

by DenverG April 23, 2007

clay

A cock sucker...he sucks dick allll day long.

Clay wants your dick.

by LEAH August 25, 2004

clag

A slang adjective for a glob of snot from one's nose as it bares resemblance to Ausssie brand Clag glue.

Someone would say "I'm just getting over my cold and I have been blowing clags and clags of snot out of my nose all day"

by The Typical Aussie Bloke June 5, 2009

clagonasyphaherpalaids

Enjoy all the worst STD's that women can achieve.
Except Crabs...Those are cool...

"I had sex last night..."
"You got clagonasyphaherpalaids didn't you?!"

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

Clay

A big foreheaded nigga

Clay is such a big foreheaded nigga

by Rogal_Dorn March 29, 2019

Julian Clary

Camp TV host/personality and actor, best-known for his outrageous dress sense and use of innuendos in nearly everything he says. Probably one of the funniest people on TV, and has been for ages.

Some people find Julian Clary funny, some don't.

by Jon K October 26, 2003

Clagnut

One of the collection of entangled pieces of shit, paper and pubes that often occur following a particularly sticky dump.
The human equivalent to a dag. Can be used to insult.

Rupert arose from giving Henry a damn fine arse licking, but Henry refused to thank him until he removed the clagnuts that were stuck in his teeth.

by Rupert and Henry September 10, 2011