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chocolate amnesia

When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011
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Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.
"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."
by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013
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Chocolate Deposit

Pooping, or the act of depositing your pocket chocolate in the toilet.
"I'll be right back, I just gotta go make a quick chocolate deposit in the upstairs restroom."
by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013
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chocolate wallet

"Chocolate wallet" is a colloquial term for the asshole. An ideal place to keep contraband and/or hidden treasure.

Eg. "Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."
"Dude, where are we gonna hide this blow?" "Give it here, I'll put it in my chocolate wallet."
by YesYesYesYesNo December 3, 2014
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chocolate banana monkey

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.
by Crushed red peppers October 31, 2015
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Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.
Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.
by mosport76 April 5, 2016
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chocolate sniffer

chocolate sniffer - a woman who propositions, flirts with, or stalks the African-American boyfriend of another woman; usually not a woman of color, but most certainly a woman aware that the male target is currently in a relationship
Those chocolate sniffers had better stay away from my man, while I am out of town.
Damn chocolate sniffers are always hitting on my man!
by Daisy Domergue June 25, 2018
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