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slow boat to china

meaning the method in which someone or something is traveling is very slow.
"I still haven't gotten that magazine I ordered yet. Is it on the slow boat to China?"
by yimmys85 October 17, 2016
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It's no jizz on my chin

This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."

"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."

"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
by slodrive August 26, 2011
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China Cat

Really, it's China Cat Sunflower; another song from the Grateful Dead. Makes perfect sense:
Look for a while at the China Cat Sunflower
proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun
Copper-dome bodhi drip a silver kimono
like a crazy-quilt star gown
through a dream night wind

Krazy Kat peeking through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Chesire
like a diamond-eye Jack
A leaf of all colors plays
a golden string fiddle
to a double-e waterfall over my back

Comic book colors on a violin river
crying Leonardo words
from out a silk trombone
I rang a silent bell
beneath a shower of pearls
in the eagle wing palace
of the Queen Chinee
by Leiko October 3, 2004
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China

1) A 5000 year old civilization in Asia, first flourished in the land between the Huang and Chang rivers.

2) An economic superpower in ancient and modern times. As of 2010, it is the world's 2nd largest economy.

3) The world's most populous state, as of 2010.

4) The 3rd nation in the history of mankind to send astronauts into orbit.

5) Another name for porcelain

6) A nation of one people divided by two regimes, the People's Republic of China, and the Republic of China.
Q: Why does the U.S. only recognizes Communist China, and not Taiwan, even though in popular media, most people are sympathetic to Taiwan's statehood?

A: Nixon thought it was a good idea back in the 70's.
by whateveryoucallit September 28, 2010
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China

Verb: To scam someone with a Chinese knockoff of a product
I know damn well you're not about to China me with those fake ass Jordans.
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan December 4, 2018
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China

Communists that somehow have all our money.
guy 1: let's go to war with china, first let's replace these made in china guns with made in america guns

guy 2: no can do everything is made in china

guy 1: wtf
by gimme the money May 14, 2017
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Chin Nuts

When one person has a dick in his or her mouth. Also works for Chest Nuts, Ear Nuts, or Rib Nuts.
"Sugar daddy if i had nuts on my chest would those be chest nuts?"
"Oh Hell yea"
"Sugar Daddy if i had nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts"
"Oh hell nah bitch you got a dick in your mouf"
by Master of My Domain July 6, 2004
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