cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties

I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.

by echar September 22, 2009

cheese wrist

An accumulation of wrist fat - giving the appearance of a thick but squishy tree stump like wrist and forearm, found particularly in old women with hypertension and chunky babies

"Man that clare and her nanna have proper cheese wrists, would not like a thump from her"

by biddadunna October 7, 2009

Cheese snuffle

A piece of white bread with melted/crusted cheese on top. Commonly in Norway. Primarily served cold with ham and ordinary cheese in the middle.

Also know as (in norwgian):
- Ostelandgang
- Osteloff
- Ostebriks
- Ostekødd
- Ostegreie

My godness, that sure was one delicious piece of cheese snuffle, Mr. Goldie!

by Cheese snuffle December 11, 2010

Cheese Barn

1. an establishment where cheese is sold, usually on a retail basis.

I went to the cheese barn to purchase cheese

by conradlee October 4, 2011

Cheese-jacker

Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.

"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
or
"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".

by Mustards12's December 26, 2013

Cheese Rind

Cheese Rind, simply put, is the outside layer of dirt and grimy filth that forms on a homeless person's body, hair and neither regions throughout the day Most Cheese Rind is accompanied by a ripe, pungent odiferous smell.

Lisa: Let's go sit at the park during lunch today.

Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

cheese fork

When the cheese crusts over pasta using the cheese as a device to bring together as much pasta as possible to use as a utensil for ones feeding.

Emma: Murphy what is that?
Murphy: It's a cheese fork.

by cheesefork May 21, 2017