Cheap Irish Bastard

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes

Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018

cheap

A female who cares neither who nor what she has sex with.

Man, my ex was so cheap.

by MightyStalin666 March 18, 2003

Cheap

The repition of moves especially in fighting games. Mostly used by sore loosers.

You are cheap in soul calibur.

by Yourmom November 13, 2003

cheap cheater

street slang for cocaine; also known as cheddar

The two college aged boys stayed up all night snorting cheap cheater.

by charlie's angel June 20, 2003

Cheapernet

10Base2 Ethernet, Ancient, Crappy. Also called Ethercrap or Ethercheap.

<1>Dude, we were pulling cable in that old building and we found about 20 miles of Cheapernet in it.
<2>Cheaperwhat?
<1>Ethercheap.
<2>OOOH you mean Ethercrap!

by nosx December 2, 2004

Cheap as Chicken

When something is so ridiculously cheap that the only thing you can think to compare it to is chicken.

Friend: Wow look at that hat, it's 95% off!

You: Man! That's cheap as chicken!!

by Charliecat1998 February 8, 2012

Cheap shit

When you live in a box but can’t protect your money because you’re “on a budget”.

Ugh... cheap shit Stephen...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019