The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .
"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"
by aguzejr December 30, 2017
Get the black men don't cheat mug.An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.
Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.
by sonuchan92 October 26, 2010
Get the Eating Ain't Cheating mug.A list of people that you or your partner can have sex with without consequences. The list is composed of women or men that are attractive or a celebrity.
Girl: Ok, so we're done the cheat list
Boy: WTF?!?! Justin Bieber?
Girl: Ya he's hot
Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Boy: WTF?!?! Justin Bieber?
Girl: Ya he's hot
Boy: I'm breaking up with you
by Jimmy Balmar March 3, 2010
Get the Cheat List mug.When one kid copies off the smart kid and then lets someone else copy him or her . This often leads to misinterpretation of answers which results in putting the wrong answer which eventually fucks everyone in the ass side ways.
Effects of a Cheat Chain
Johnny : sick dude i just copied the answers off the kid who copied from the kid who copied the smart kid
*receives test the following day*
Johnny : how the fuck did i get an F ?!
*3 out of 20*
Johnny : sick dude i just copied the answers off the kid who copied from the kid who copied the smart kid
*receives test the following day*
Johnny : how the fuck did i get an F ?!
*3 out of 20*
by G-SpotStimulator March 4, 2009
Get the Cheat Chain mug.by UncleMoe December 15, 2008
Get the cheat on mug.A person who, regardless of income, finds it necessary to pay less than his or her fair share, if anything, or lacks interest in doing activities that cost money.
Such individuals may resort to nonsensical excuses that do not justify why he or she doesn't want to do something (such as go to the movies) that may potentially cost money.
He or she may also simply carry credit cards on a night out when they know the activities during the night will cost actual cash and not plastic. This is to avoid paying for their share and being able to fall back on, "I only have my card." They will sometimes ask you to spot them and they'll pay you back later, but you know that won't happen.
A simple solution to prevent from being seen as a cheapass is to merely say, "hey man, I really don't have the money right now, do you mind if we do something else?" Being honest is something that people will respect. Also, cheapasses generally think they're clever with their words and that nobody is figuring out that it's because they don't have any money (or don't want to spend it). However, people can usually detect when somebody is being a cheapass and tend to make fun of said person behind their back because it's annoying that they won't just be honest.
Another solution to prevent from being a cheapass is to always make sure you pay money back to people you owe it to. Nothing is worse than when somebody owes you money and they continue to not pay you back and give you excuse after excuse as to why they don't have it, yet you see them spending money on a girl or other stupid things. It is best to stop being friends and/or associating with said cheapasses.
Such individuals may resort to nonsensical excuses that do not justify why he or she doesn't want to do something (such as go to the movies) that may potentially cost money.
He or she may also simply carry credit cards on a night out when they know the activities during the night will cost actual cash and not plastic. This is to avoid paying for their share and being able to fall back on, "I only have my card." They will sometimes ask you to spot them and they'll pay you back later, but you know that won't happen.
A simple solution to prevent from being seen as a cheapass is to merely say, "hey man, I really don't have the money right now, do you mind if we do something else?" Being honest is something that people will respect. Also, cheapasses generally think they're clever with their words and that nobody is figuring out that it's because they don't have any money (or don't want to spend it). However, people can usually detect when somebody is being a cheapass and tend to make fun of said person behind their back because it's annoying that they won't just be honest.
Another solution to prevent from being a cheapass is to always make sure you pay money back to people you owe it to. Nothing is worse than when somebody owes you money and they continue to not pay you back and give you excuse after excuse as to why they don't have it, yet you see them spending money on a girl or other stupid things. It is best to stop being friends and/or associating with said cheapasses.
Joe: Hey man do you want to go see a movie?
Sam: Nah man all the movies out look terrible. (Even though he was just talking about how good movie ___ looked)
Joe: Oh... well do you want to go bowling?
Sam: No man I just went a few months ago.
Joe: Why does that mean you can't go now?
Sam: Because dude I don't want to. What the hell.
Joe: Well do you want to do anything?
Sam: There's nothing to do. Maybe you can just come sit at my house.
Joe (in his mind): Damn cheapass...
Sam: Nah man all the movies out look terrible. (Even though he was just talking about how good movie ___ looked)
Joe: Oh... well do you want to go bowling?
Sam: No man I just went a few months ago.
Joe: Why does that mean you can't go now?
Sam: Because dude I don't want to. What the hell.
Joe: Well do you want to do anything?
Sam: There's nothing to do. Maybe you can just come sit at my house.
Joe (in his mind): Damn cheapass...
by THEJohnathan May 3, 2009
Get the cheapass mug.The lowest possible catagory of pricing known to the human race. Usually consisting of items ranging in price from zero to one dollar.
Daughter: Mommy, can I please have a big mac?
Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?
Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!
Mother: No honey, it's too expensive, how about a nice small fry and some tap water instead? How does that sound?
Daughter: Damn Mama, yo ass is nigger cheap!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010
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