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cesta

An awkward lump located on the tip of the penis. Which often appears after circumsicion.
'take a look at this botched cesta'
'is that a cesta you got their?'
by Anthony Ova November 24, 2006
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Cesar

A personality type on group chats. Typically uses the words "accurate" or "oml" or "dying". Can be applied to any of the 63 genders. Probably high.
No one knows how the Cesar got into the group chat, he was just kind of there
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glass cellar

A theory put forth by whiny men afraid their position of societal dominance is at risk because some women might get into positions of power. The theory goes that men may be disproportionately represented in higher positions, but for that they're also disproportionately represented in dirty, dangerous work that women, supposedly, don't want to touch (like mining, construction, fire-fighting, soldiering, etc.).

The theory sounds plausible until you look at it for longer than about five seconds. It then falls apart because:

1. Women have been clamouring for dangerous positions like fire-fighting and soldiering for ages now and it is *men* who have been opposing this on a variety of ridiculous grounds.

2. The "glass cellar" only holds true if you selectively ignore traditionally-female occupations such as prostitution which are easily as destructive and dangerous to the practitioner as are traditionally-male occupations like mining and construction.

The "glass cellar" is, in short, a ridiculous piece of whining by a bunch of insecure man-children.
"I can't get out of the glass cellar because management keeps promoting those damned women who actually work and try to get things done."
by jiadi August 18, 2013
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Cesar

by Cesar Majiz August 23, 2016
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cesya

Cesya is a total bitch. She thinks she knows everything, and thinks she is better than everybody else. She's a brat, very aggressive, slutty, bitch ass hoe....that nobody likes I may add. They're usually calling everybody else out on their flaws, so nobody has a chance to see hers.
Man, nobody likes cesya.
by Bigpeniscock February 27, 2017
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Cesar Martinez Jr.

A midget that eats rolandos cabreras ass
by banjothebear May 24, 2017
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celal

he is such a celal
by Dinfar123 October 23, 2017
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