cerial

An adjective to describe someone who not only looks and acts like a serial killer, but also exhibits qualities of a cereal like nature.

"Omg! Look! It's that cerial kid! He totally looks like he is going to hurt someone!"

by Mr. Bleil April 23, 2008

CON-cert

A show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.

Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?

Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.

by Widget the Midget August 27, 2008

why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003

big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything

Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.

by Colt Isham July 7, 2008

Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011

Ceitidh

A ceitidh is a young beautiful yound girl.. Loves to be around people and have a laugh. But you dont want to get on the wrong side of her. Very loud and sometimes confident.

''Ohh you can hear Ceitidh coming''

by Sophie Morrison January 30, 2009

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008