Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.
1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.
2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
by harry pot June 5, 2018
Get the Sailing the cartmug. "Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024
Get the shopping cart abandonmentmug. A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob
Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.
by Discuitz March 21, 2025
Get the Side-Cartingmug. Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
by MacGuyver August 19, 2019
Get the golf-cartingmug. The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.
Synonym to Post Nut Clarity
Synonym to Post Nut Clarity
“Hey man what’s wrong?”
“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”
“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”
“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”
“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”
by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025
Get the Post Cart Claritymug. A segment from the shop of Couthies.com. Our second social media, exclusively on Instagram. The account highlights and updates on our online shop.
by Couthies May 4, 2024
Get the Couth Cartmug. a game where obese 5 year old children play on their mom’s crusty boogery iphone or ipad and cry when they dont drive into spongebobs mouth because some #epic troller 😝😝😝 knocks them off
by Wonder_UA June 13, 2022
Get the roblox cart ride gamesmug.