The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
by AntiEverythingFC August 05, 2021
A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.
by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022
by mcsdarts October 22, 2014
when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.
Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"
Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."
Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."
by Joey BeefBuicker May 24, 2012
by Mike-2573 July 31, 2022
A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze
Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
by The answer is always Pork Roll May 25, 2023