Douche Canoe

The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
by AntiEverythingFC August 05, 2021
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Douche Canoe

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.
"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"
by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022
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douche canoe

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts
Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!
by mcsdarts October 22, 2014
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beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
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shit canoe

a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.
Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"

Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."
by Joey BeefBuicker May 24, 2012
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Rowin the canoe

A slang way of describing female masturbation
“Ya she was rowing her canoe really loudly in the back” Rowin the canoe
by Mike-2573 July 31, 2022
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Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze
Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
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