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Douche Canoe

The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikingsquarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
by AntiEverythingFC August 5, 2021
mugGet the Douche Canoemug.

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