Bangkok Bumps

Term for herpes contracted while partying too hard with hookers in Bangkok, Thailand.

Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.

by Col. Lingus March 4, 2013

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sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.

The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.

by JDirty September 27, 2013

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sex bumps

When a person breaks out with pimples due to lack of sex

Person 1: omg! My face is breaking out with pimples!!

Person 2: Those are aren't pimples. Those are sex bumps!

by carmalog January 26, 2011

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bumped uglies

another world of having sex

janice:Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?

joey:Well, that's really adifferent question.

janice:I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together has never bumped uglies
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by abdulaziz agoori May 29, 2008

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