blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009

blessfuck

To have sex in a place where you've not had it before.

Came about from watching a trashy house renovation programme.

'Wow, this house is so cool now! Lets blessfuck every room in it before the kids get home!'

by Paul March 17, 2005

blessie

similar to bless, means goodbye, mostly used in Reading, UK

Man1 : laterz fam
Man2 : blessie

by Gandee July 3, 2006

Blessed

An elevated state that only few ever achieve: being motivated to go from partying, smoking, and drinking to work on your own business whatever it maybe. To most this motivation often comes to them suddenly or even in a dream as if it is an act of God. A divine being hand picking you, because he/she thinks your destined for greater things making the people it’s happened too feel blessed.

Person: I’m lonely as fuck G. All I do is sit in my house and work, but I guess it’s all good. It’s how it goes when your blessed.

by LemonSavage February 10, 2018

The Blues

A state of depression or disappointment.

In Houston, a mother killed all 5 of her kids, cause she got the blues.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 27, 2004

Oatmeal Raisin Blues

when you have a chewy bar variety pack, but all of the good kinds have been eaten, and you're stuck with oatmeal raisin

Sounds like a case of the oatmeal raisin blues

by MCcoubs June 24, 2010

have a blessed day

Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.

-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.

by yeah buddy 2020 April 20, 2022