brown backing

After any group or groups of persons, gay or straight, engage in anal intercourse, the man who's penis has been inside the other person's rectum, uses his now fecal covered penis to draw a picture, using the person's fecal matter, on his or her back. Sort of like a poopy game of Pictionary. The draw-ee, as it were, tries to guess what the draw-er is drawing.

"So check this out Bro, Josh and I were Brown Backing last night and he drew the logo for the Chiefs on my back! I totally got it before he was even finished! Brownbacking Kansas Governor Sam Brownback brown brown backing brownback

by Momma Rugburn February 12, 2015

Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.

"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."

by Suck It Wilde September 02, 2009

The Brown Mob

The most viscous, ruthless, and cut-throat High-School sports crowd in California, and maybe even the West Coast. Belonging to the Yuba City High School Honkers, they are the crowd that no team wants to play. They throw In The Occasional Obscenity, And Receive Many Middle Fingers From The Opponents On The Court. Don't Let them get into your players head...they won't ever leave.

1) Player 1: Coach! I can't play! This crowd is about to make me cry!

The Brown Mob (random person): Hey! Fuck you! Get the Hell off of our court!

The Brown Mob (chant): Take a Seat, Take a Seat...

by R-Ill February 22, 2009

Brown Onion

The least attractive female of a group of females.

Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.

by Lord_Cunnington June 05, 2011

Mordecai Brown

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.

I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.

by Vegnia Hurts February 03, 2021

brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.

"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."

by Swinky June 02, 2009

Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

by suddensaxon September 10, 2013