Bro Gamer 

At his worst, a bro gamer is a bro who plays nothing but the latest Call of Duty, Halo, or Gears of War; and any sports game on ONLY the Xbox 360 (although playing any of these games or owning an Xbox doesn't necessarily qualify you as a bro gamer, it sure doesn't help). Found in their natural habitat of college dorms and fraternities, they are often found drinking cheap-ass beer from red plastic cups with their frat mates and talking about "chicks, man." Their vocabulary consists of mainly faggot, quickscope, 10th prestige, and my penis is larger than yours. Will claim the vast superiority of terrible AAA titles published by Activision and EA while claiming that superior and less popular titles, indie or otherwise, are "shitty" and have "bad graphics."

They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.

While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.

Gamer: Did you check out Stacking, man?
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.

Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.

PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.

Bro Gamer by somepcgamer March 22, 2011

Let me bang, bro 

“Let me bang, bro” was a phrase coined by Julian “Nitrane” Lane on season 25 of the UFC’s reality series “The Ultimate Fighter.” After losing his preliminary match, Lane was visibly upset over the course of the season and during a night of boozing and partying amongst the fighters, A heavily intoxicated Lane began demanding that his fellow housemates let him “bang.” While it is not entirely clear what Lane meant by this, it is speculated and widely believed that Julian wanted to engage in gay sexual intercourse with his fellow fighters.

“Let me bang, bro!”
“How about tomorrow, pal?”

Let me bang, bro by High G. Rection June 23, 2018

Bro Time

Bro time is a “safe space” for bros to express their “feelings.” It is often the spontaneous result of bro’s night and normally occurs after consuming a case of natty ice.

The event is typically triggered by an evocative song which is familiar to all the bros. Examples include: “One” by Metallica, “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson or Pennywise’s “Bro Hymn.” After moshing and playing air guitar to their favorite song the bros will stand around and discuss “sensitive” topics such as their aversion to sexual assault (to perhaps atone for their own indiscretions), confessing to “banging” an unusually heinous woman and/or another bro’s sister, praising their father’s masculinity, entertaining the idea that you may indeed “love that slut you’ve been banging,” or conversely how that “bitch” who fucked another guy “broke your heart.” However bros will never confess to performing a bro job and thus undermine their status as a bro.

Most importantly because bro time is an activity performed by white upper middle class dudes it always occurs away from the scrutinizing eyes of women, people of color, family members, liberals, non-Christians, poor people and the disabled. It is a space where bros can be “as raw as they want to be” and where the thin ties holding together their heterosexual bro identity come dangerously close to unraveling. Nevertheless the event is always brought back to reality with a swift and manly bro hug and shots of Jagermeister.

“Yo, me and the bros totally bonded last night. That bitch Ashley broke my boy Chad’s heart and we had to chill with him. I dunno what I would do without my boys and bro time.”

Bro Time by the beeb November 27, 2006

Bro Chi Minh 

The Ho Chi Minh of bros, the one by which all other bros are compared

Stefan, I don't have any beer! I bet Bro Chi Minh has some natty in his mini fridge

Bro Chi Minh by Limblessless April 19, 2008

Bro-horn 

1. A just all around bro.

2. A buddy or friend.

"Yo whaddup Bro-horn you score and waves at Mavs the other day man?"

"Yo theres my friend Monty is so chill, such a Bro-horn, he wears Pumas, beanies and he laxes, no doubt about it, straight up bro-horn lovin from Monty"

Bro-horn by Lars Umayat April 26, 2009

Purple Bro

A bad motherfucker who wears exclusively purple. Generally too cool to wear colors from the lower end of the spectrum.

A: "Is it me, or does Owen wear purple like every day?"

B:"Nah, he's just a purple bro. He's been doing this since 2010."

Purple Bro by VerpaVentus September 17, 2011

excuse me bro 

what you say at a club or bar to a puffed out chested guy when you need to get through to get to the bar, which is why you are REALLY at the bar cuz you go to the bar to get DRUNK not to pick up gold diggers. ANYWAY- when you need to convey to a potentially trouble causing trendy striped shirt guy that you want to get through in a very non confrentational "im being polite to you so you cant get mad at me" way.. you say "excuse me bro" and they let you through and they have no option but to be polite back. its bar/club ediqette. everyone knows that and if you dont. learn it.

*walking through the bar* 'excuse me bro'- no prob man go ahead. thanks bro.

excuse me bro by reggie in full effect September 24, 2005