british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.

Yo, I british composted my girl last night.

by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015

British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.

David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.

by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015

British-arama

Something extremely British. Words or phases stereotypically associated with British culture.

"Their conversation had a British-arama about it"

by Shetlandpony007 April 8, 2017

British disco

When a British person walks in to a pub and a British pop artist is on the radio an the British person in the pub dances

the dance is British disco. It can be any dance move but the song artist has to be British.

There is a British disco mob down at the corner pub.

by the perinters devel June 6, 2017

british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.

He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.

by Tellitubby August 15, 2017

British tunnel

Shoving your shit into someone else’s ass.

Bro, last night I gave this girl the British tunnel, shit easy messy

by Asstowrist February 7, 2018

BritishCumCheese

When you’re about to bust a nut and you accidentally get it stuck in the foreskin and you can’t get it out so you scream like a brit

Yo hoooomie I legit was stroking the cock last night and I had a britishCumCheese incident!

by Jim_C July 1, 2019