Brian

Noun.

-A dork
-A nerd
-A guy who likes to call others a dork even though he himself is a much bigger dork.

Don't be like Brian.

by Hello Kittie February 23, 2018

Brian

Brian is the most annoying you can meet. He talks a lot and joins in on your conversation. He talks A LOT and is ery average looking

wow is that brian

yeah
he's very annoying

by stephuthesloth1 November 14, 2018

Brian

A guy who drinks bud light front the moment he wakes up and falls to bed at 2am so wasted he wakes up still wasted drinks some more and goes to work. That guy that comes to my dads house drunk and he stays really long a creeps me out. He’s ALWAYS DRUNK NO MATTER-WHAT.

Brian is such a douche

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

Brian

Single big spender
The short guy nobody ever really wants to date

That guy Brian has so much money, too mad nobody want to date him, he is so short!

by datemaker June 11, 2018

Brian

brian: an innocent butcher..lol

damian: did u hear about the fortlands hospital massacre??

matthew: yeah it was brian so technically,it was a case of an innocent butcher..

by damianmatthew January 15, 2010

Brian

The white version of Tyrone who always fucks shit up;
Except has a tiny dick unlike Tyrone;
Also made Skitty on Wailord

Mother: God damn it Brian
Brian: What did I do
Mother: You got glue instead of milk so now your brother is a "Brian"

by tyronedestroyerofbitches69 May 29, 2016

Brian

A red headed step child who besmirched his grandmothers wedding bed whilst micturating in his nickers. This man also enjoys DOCKING on a daily basis.

dont be a Brian

by [e-mail] May 18, 2010