Brian

A guy who drinks bud light front the moment he wakes up and falls to bed at 2am so wasted he wakes up still wasted drinks some more and goes to work. That guy that comes to my dads house drunk and he stays really long a creeps me out. He’s ALWAYS DRUNK NO MATTER-WHAT.
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Single big spender
The short guy nobody ever really wants to date
That guy Brian has so much money, too mad nobody want to date him, he is so short!
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Brian is the most annoying you can meet. He talks a lot and joins in on your conversation. He talks A LOT and is ery average looking
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yeah
he's very annoying
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Wow Brian.”
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damian: did u hear about the fortlands hospital massacre??

matthew: yeah it was brian so technically,it was a case of an innocent butcher..
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The white version of Tyrone who always fucks shit up;
Except has a tiny dick unlike Tyrone;
Also made Skitty on Wailord
Mother: God damn it Brian
Brian: What did I do
Mother: You got glue instead of milk so now your brother is a "Brian"
by tyronedestroyerofbitches69 April 25, 2016
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