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ex boyfriend

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.
Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)
by pdrea December 26, 2008
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Bend over boyfriend

A boy that a girl fucks up the ass via some strap-on device.
Danielle says "Jeffrey is my Bend over boyfriend, I like doing him from behind"
by danielle August 14, 2004
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a boyfriend

Something I want and would greatly appreciate during the holiday season.
Damn, it is so fucking seeing everyone with a boyfriend besides me
by grlpwr1648 December 9, 2017
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vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
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boyfran

A word invented by scene kids to use on MySpace to describe their current significant other.

See also:
boyfraannn
Annoying scene girl on MySpace with 'boyfran': "I love my boyfraannn<3333"

Random person: "Shut up."
by PlaceboOverdose October 11, 2007
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boyfriend

The nice guy you settle for when you realize that the hot bad boys you fall for are just manwhores who make you cry as often as they make you come.
I love my boyfriend because he likes to cuddle with me and he never looks at other girls.
by kate November 22, 2004
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Boyfriender

Someone who treats you like your their Boyfriend.
"Dude don't jump off that you could get hurt"

"Don't be such a fucking Boyfriender"
by BeeZsz December 7, 2010
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