moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof May 30, 2016

booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2016

Booger flick

To flick a booger at someone after roasting them. (To roast someone, is to insult them in the most severe of manners.) it can also be said as well.

*At a restaurant, and the food looks really gross, all the girls at the table freak out.*
Fat-ass Jason: Jeez, why can't you guys just eat the food? Oh my god....
Pansy: Yea, well can you NOT eat the food?! Your flabby enough as it is, but I guess you can keep the man boobs, you fucking food-slut. BOOGER FLICK IN YO' FACE, BITCH.
*Gets up to go to bathroom*

by QueerQuail January 4, 2017

Booger Dome

A hemispherical bowl in which individuals (mostly female) hide their biological gold and dirt pickings. It can be commonly found underneath their beds or in their closets.

Chad: "Hey Tim, I heard you broke up with Paula. What happened?"
Tim: "Yeah man, I was over at her apartment when I found a booger dome under her bed. It was a total turn-off."

by SuzerainY November 4, 2021

Booger Garden

A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.

Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden

by Keeper of the Booger October 21, 2012

Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

Car Boogers

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019