BUTT BOOKING

when you sit on your phone and accidentally start posting on facebook.

Dude, what is all this nonsense on my wall? Were you Butt Booking me again?

I can't believe I Butt Booked my ex-girlfriend, now she thinks I'm stalking her.

by wisdumb2oof February 21, 2011

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bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

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Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.

Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.

by Brownie CH October 18, 2008

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Booking a table at dominos

The act of ringing a takeaway establishment to make your order 15 minutes before you arrive to ensure you don't have to wait for your order

"Booking a table at dominos saved us waiting at the counter for our food like chumps"

by rudeboysq June 12, 2009

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Similar to the term "soaking" it refers to the act of inserting your penis, but not thrusting, therefore not actually having "sex". But unlike "soaking" BROAKING involves two guys (bros) In the same way soaking isn't actually considered "sex", "BROAKING" isn't considered "gay sex"

Jamie asked me to fuck him up the ass, and I said "sorry bro, I'm not gay and I'm not into anal sex with dudes. He explained that he isn't gay either, and that "BROAKING" isn't even sex, so it can't be gay. I said as long as its not sex, and then he bent over. I slid my penis into his ass and we just stood there "BROAKING"

by Brockly January 22, 2013

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