Bleach

Basically Holy Water To Atheists

Religious Guy: "My dear! You forgot to bless yourself with our sacred aqua before entering these grounds"
Atheist Guy : "Chill fam, it's lit. I bathed in some Clorox Bleach last night"

by ChickenNuggetFetish August 4, 2016

Bleach

What you should put in this mug

Bleach

by Mug man September 8, 2016

bleach

Common cleaning detergent. Toxic to ingest and breath. Irritating to the skin.

Mom: Hey honey, can you pass me the bleach? I'm cleaning the restroom again.

You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*

by xD4k September 14, 2016

Bleach

1. A human's favorite drink.
2. To describe something (ugly, horrible, ect.)

Ex.1: Boy 1. Man I love bleach!
Boy 2. What flavor?
Boy 1. Lemon scented, the best kind!

Ex.2: Jesus that guy looks like bleach

by AxillarySAO October 24, 2016

bleach

a substance people use to end depression

i use bleach

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Bleach

Slang for when a man fails a facial cumshot and ends up greying his partner's hair with his gooey whitey stuff.

"Oh my god Maria, Josh just bleached me!1!! He completely ruined perm!"

by RickTroll March 25, 2019

Bleach

Bleach is one of those drinks that you crave and want all the time! It makes your body shake and your mouth burn but it feels amazing! Definitely a drink I recommend to any age!

Person 1: WOW WHATS THIS AMAZING DRINK?!
Person 2: THATS THE AMAZING BLEACH

by The chicken dog December 26, 2019