A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.
"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouthshut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"
A blasssstteeeerr: One who generally just FBs, goes to Chicago and blasters' in Wrigleyville or at Soldier Field; may travel abroad and use stronger Jameson but stays around ubiquitous Irish Pubs; roots for the lesser of NY teams; plays dimes and blasts; he above all, makes facial expressions that read 'whatta blaster'.
"He was playing dimes, and after he got a dime in his beer, he slammed it and wouldn't stop acting like ''Strictly a Blaster''.
A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!