The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.
-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020
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