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baleen

some baleen would be good right now
by LIL Bay Area Mama April 30, 2006
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Christian Bale

Male, Actor, Secret ruler of the Galaxy.

First came on the scene in Steven Speilberg's "Empire of the Sun".

Best known for his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Mary Harron's translation of "American Psycho", written by Brett Easton Ellis.

Lost over 60 pounds to play Trevor Reznik in "El Maquinista", endangering his chance of playing Batman in "Batman Begins", which he would film directly afterwards.

Revived the "Batman" franchise in 2005 (with some help from Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and Ken Watanabe)in forementioned, "Batman Begins".

Is the best actor of the 21st century.(If you dont know that yet, you will soon ;)
"Yea that part in American Psycho where Christian Bale is chasing that hooker naked through the apartment building with a chainsaw is pretty sick... you wanna get the three for 5 at Domino's?"
by Herman Tiowish July 21, 2008
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Balled Out

by Scruffy Medic December 16, 2009
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balled out

1) Getting yelled at.
2) Racking your scrote and balls so badly that they resemble pureed potatoes.
1) 12 year old: "What did your mom do when she found the cigarettes?"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."

2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
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eight balled

man you're going to get 8 balled if you smoke now.
by kshady June 19, 2005
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pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.
Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!
by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013
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bale of condoms

a @#%load of condoms. Usually found at Costco.
Hesh: "I'd like a tank of gasoline and a bale of condoms."
by Ravnshade September 18, 2006
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