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Self-banter

To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.
Friend: mate your head is massive
You: ye its the size of a planet inn'it! self-banter!
by banterlad May 4, 2012
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wet banter

Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck
"Wet banter that like"

"Your banter is wet"
by Eeeeeeelaine December 20, 2013
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military banter

Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.
Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter
by futmar October 5, 2015
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Bad Banter Barry

More commonly known as BBB, the term defines someone who severely lacks in intelligent creative banter. Most likely someone who is a bad banter barry recycles most of the groups jokes from others.
"stop being such a BBB , your jokes are boring" meaning that person is a bad banter barry
by skyblues93 May 21, 2016
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Bumber Bifteen

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by KDB._. July 13, 2023
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tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.
I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter
by thetruthsayer June 11, 2015
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Three Ring Binder

Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.
Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder
by SpankMeSideways August 27, 2016
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