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A bigger girl

What overweight/fat chicks call themselves on dating profiles to try to make it sound like they aren’t overweight/fat, as if the person viewing their profile was unable to tell based on the number of chins they possess.

Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.
My hobbies include skipthedishes, watching tv, and numerous other hobbies that all involve sitting and doing nothing and eating. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a bigger girl.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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Skum-Baggery

General skum-bag shit usually committed by The Spectacular Skum-Bagz
Charli Butter and Dirty Doe committed an act of skum-baggery when they sold me a gram of msg for 100 dollars
by Charli Butter March 13, 2026
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by Adujasty343 August 29, 2025
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D-baggery

Between a Douchebag and Douchebaggery.
I’m so sick and fucking tired of your fucking D-baggery.
by Milosh2008 September 6, 2025
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d-Baggery

The same as D-baggery but with the cases of d and b swapped around.
What a load of d-Baggery.
by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025
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mine are bigger

by shawty125462 December 14, 2021
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