social benefits

gaining social benefits is acheivable through being seen with cool, popular people. for example, when seen in pictures with them, talking to them or sitting in their group, you are admired. some only associate with the elite clique to obtain social benefits and be recognised as one of them. to some, these benefits are the only real connections between them and their 'friends'.

loser 1: can you imagine how popular we will be after cathy sat with us today?
loser 2: thats what high school is all about, social benefits. its the only reason ash and emma are even friends.

by hbash,15andYOUREASLUT! May 7, 2009

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Selfish Benefits

When you call people your friends, when they're really not and you just use them to get what you want.

I used Sally for SELFISH BENEFITS.

by THE LULU November 29, 2010

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death benefit

A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.

“Whitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."

by gcl1224 April 21, 2012

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Coins With Benefits

Money that is used for sex. such as buying a stripper or prostitute

Man 1- Hey got some spare coins with benefits
Man 2-What?
Man 1- You know some money we can spend on some big Bizatches.
Man2- Oh sure I have a whole wallet full!

by Common_Hosehold_Objects August 22, 2011

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friends with benefits

Two or a group of friend who are more then just friends

A- Hey meg are you and B a 'thing' yet?
C- No we are just friends
D- More like Friends with benefits I think

by Meg707 December 10, 2016

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Asexuals with benefits

Having one or both people be asexual but having a relationship like contact suck as kissing, making out, date nights or 3rd base, but nothing further.

My friend Tim and I went on a date night. He put his arm around me and we later shared a kiss.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.

by postinspector June 30, 2018

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