ye old fuckwagon

When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.
"Look over there."

"Ah yes, ye old fuckwagon is coming over."
by postinspector June 29, 2018
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Asexuals with benefits

Having one or both people be asexual but having a relationship like contact suck as kissing, making out, date nights or 3rd base, but nothing further.
My friend Tim and I went on a date night. He put his arm around me and we later shared a kiss.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.
by postinspector June 30, 2018
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