Truth bender

A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.

Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.

by NikkiP May 28, 2011

pudding bender

A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.

Get your hand off me leg ya fuckin pudding bender

by Steo February 10, 2007

dick bender-backer

going back on one's word abruptly or without notice.

Tom is a dick bender-backer for making a move on my cousin after he said he wouldn't.

by Joe Retro October 16, 2008

budget bender

A heavy drinking session managed on a small amount of money ie £10.

John: Fancy coming up town this weekend?
Paul: Nah, im skint, im going on a budget bender.

by John1413123546 July 4, 2008

Standard Bender unit

A measurement equal to 2m (2000mm). Commonly used term derived from the spatial development of railway elements from a recent south western sydney rail corridor. Elements along the track are broken down into Standard Bender Units for ease of translation between designers.

1: How wide is the road?
2: Oh, about 3 standard bender units (SBU)!
3: It seemed more like 2 benders....

by DRAINAGE MAINLINE January 11, 2012

Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.

We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.

by pisforpaul September 1, 2013

link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.

I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.

by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014