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bed bench

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.
by lamb777 December 11, 2010
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Bench Fassy

A man who disrespects or belittles someone to impress other men.
This is common amongst men who are gang members or about the street life. These men have a lack of discipline and guidance due to not having father figures.
The guy only chats shit when his boys are around. He’s a bench fassy that needs to get punched up
by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021
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Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".
"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."
by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 14, 2019
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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015
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Benches

Used in text conversation to indicate you don't have time to reply to a message and are 'benching' it but will come back to it later.
I'm out mate so benches to this, will get back to you later
by Sopohie November 14, 2021
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Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob
"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"
by Applebenchcrisp September 4, 2021
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