Jobe Bellingham

Jobe Bellingham the FINEST MIDFIELDER EVER he is my husband. I will have his kids at any opportunity I get he is my hubby and I want backshots from him

JOBE BELLINGHAM IS MY BABY DADDY!!!

by Nonyabusiness420 March 15, 2024

Jewd Bellingham

A terrible footballer who has the highest PR in world football because he plays for Real Madrid. Only known for playing as a striker and scoring tapins even though his "supposed" role is a midfielder

"Yo Matt, did you see Jewd Bellingham's goal against city yesterday?"
"Yes and it was another tap in as usual

by Ratzen March 16, 2024

the belkin method

Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.

She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.

by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024

Nicolas Belkin

An impressive way of displaying rizz, named after the developer of a highly successful strategy known as the Belkin Method.

The young man displayed the very essence of Nicolas Belkin in his Belkin Method.

by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024

weef bellington

Beef Wellington if said when one accidentally swaps the first letter.

"I think we should have Weef Bellington for dinner tonight."

by Orangutan Dan May 25, 2024

Jude Bellingham

The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.

"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"

by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024

Taco-Belling

The action of uncontrollably shitting in your workplace toilet.

“Holy shit bro, Jim is Taco-Belling the bathroom right now!

by DrBruh190 March 2, 2026