Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011

Binch

A term coined and popularized by Youtuber and model Annalise Mishler to describe someone who is sassy, blunt and cunty.

"What up binch?"
"Only the real binches will know..."
"Okay binch, calm down."

by HancockNelson August 4, 2019

Park Bench

Lazy jobless bastard that sits on his ass all day. Someone who may ask for a bite of anything you got.

Our freind here. Also see number 1.

Ross has become quite the park bench around the house due to his being laid off.

by Danny Pocket May 13, 2006

Cock Bench

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!

Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.

by Johno47 January 12, 2009

Wet Bench

1. When Someone Takes A Piss On A Bench

2. When Theres Wet Paint On A Bench

Don't Sit On Wet Benchs!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

benching

The act of magically pulling out one's bench from your universally deep pockets and chillaxing as if you are Cadena's pimp in a crowd of people.

Yeah, man. After a party like that, we just sat around Thereall benching and chatting.

by Catheiadena March 3, 2011