bearsuit

The pj's that a mans wife or girlfriend wears to bed if she doesn't want to have sex. Like an all flannel outfit or fat pants.

Husband says to him self, " I can see the wife has her bearsuit on again. Looks like more masterbating for me tonight."

by Alfred Blowbaum January 22, 2014

Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.

T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!

by Cortotto December 2, 2016

boarus

Tall, lanky, stupid, strong, white, blonde boi. Has the intelligence of a three year old, but claims to be smarter than a 5th grader. He will never fail to disappoint. He loves big boobs and reading porn. Faster than a cheeta both in and out of the bedroom. Flirts with every girl he sees, but never gets any. Appears to have many friends, but in all reality no one likes him.

Jaden: Boarus is so stupid.
Chandler: Yeah Boarus thinks I am his friend.
Jaden: I know did you see Boarus try to grab that girl's big boobs?
Chandler: Yes, Boarus still did not get any.
Jaden: At least Boarus still can read porn.

by Cooter Matteis May 6, 2018

Beagus

An expression to show that you are angry or in discomfort.

"BEAGUS!" John yelled furiously, "I DIDN'T GET MY BAGEL!"

by Rapid Rac January 1, 2019

Beanusic

An non human looking penis

his penis is beanusic

by nicklebackkkkkk July 17, 2019

BeardSquad

A group of males all of whom have tremendous bears, bantering and generally having a great time.
Made famous by JWBruh Instagram Live

Dude I wish I could grow a beard, maybe then I could hang out with those guys! Liam and Max's bears look great, Lewis is doing well - they are all in the BeardSquad.

by 1234whoareya August 1, 2019

beanus maxemus

A baseball player that can catch a ball without even looking or knowing that they did it.

Damn that is one beanus maxemus

by Mask05 December 9, 2019