beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.

Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.

by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023

Beard Line

a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.

b. a 5 of clock shadow.

homer simpson displays a "beard line" or "five o' clock shadow"

by hewylouis May 18, 2009

Beard game

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.

Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!

by BernardSaint February 03, 2019

Badger's Beard

An alcoholic cocktail made from mixing Vodka, Gin, and Dr Pepper. The drink of Gods

Good evening Bartender, I'd like a Badger's Beard please

by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009

gravy beard

When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.

"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"

by BeardProbs August 16, 2015

bearded dragon

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

by Jeffy! May 12, 2005

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015