batting practice

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

by Joe Show October 27, 2007

banxting

v. - to do mobile banking vis-a-vis a text-enable cell phone.

I was banxting with Wells Fargo to transfer money into my checking account. It was so easy.

by Adwriterx September 14, 2009

basting the bread

(v) the act of spreading semen over bread and force feeding it to sexual partner

He said it was low calorie butter, but I think he was basting the bread!

by the wtf effect April 25, 2012

Batting for Darrington

Lesbian. Used by fans of The Archers radio soap.

She is definitely batting for Darrington.

by Oldlozzer October 28, 2014

face basting

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.

Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.

by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011

Faux-Bating

The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.

"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"

by Dis n' Dat January 12, 2008

Gender Baiting

When a person acts to defy their natural biology by mentally choosing their new biology opposition that can be a mixture of onset and opposition, or a new gender altogether that has never existed, and then expecting everyone to understand it's prefix and appreciate the person as is despite it making no sense.

*Simplified*
A person born as a man, choosing to cross dress yet never receiving any hormonal therapy nor gender reconstruction, yet labels themselves a woman, and demands women privileges, and will withhold these critical details when trying to date, or make friends.

The same can be said about the opposite gender being female.

-Womens only Swimming Pool-

Example 1

Person: Hi, I would like to swim here please.
Administrator: That will be $3.25, and I will need to see your ID, please miss.

Person: *Gives money and ID*
Administrator: Uh, I'm sorry but you cannot swim here, this is a female only unit.

Person: EXCUSE YOURSELF! Are you blind? I am a woman!

Administrator: *scans ID again* Until your personal ID verifies you are a woman, you are not welcome to swim here, sorry.

Person: This is a total insult to who I am as a brave individual woman as myself. *Walks off in a rage*
Administrator: *thinks to themselves- thank goodness I didn't allow that gender baiter into the pool, I would of lost my job*

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Example 2

Scott: How was your date with that girl last night?
Liam: It was horrible...
Scott: Why?
Liam: She was actually a HE, and didn't tell me, and when I asked questions about why they hid that important information from me they got offended.

Scott: That sucks to hear you experienced gender baiting..
Liam: Yeah, I'm pissed, don't tell the guys I got gender baited. They won't let me live this one down..

by Amish Stalker March 1, 2022