Logan Bates

Has 9incher best basketball player ever is 5'5 and gets all the bitches

Logan Bates it's so big

by Logy boy69 April 29, 2019

Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream

Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate

by cacnjrc January 6, 2019

Bates

The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.

Wow my cocks large, Bates.

by Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy October 29, 2019

Instance-Bate

In World of Warcraft, running through an enemy-free instance from beginning to end while masturbating and reaching an orgasm before getting to the end

Taunter: How long did it take to get through Wailing Caverns?
Orc: Longer than an Instance-Bate

by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010

Bate

Irish slang for tired (or shattered)

I'm sorry I'm bate!

Too bate for that shit now to be honest

by Hoegan October 27, 2020

Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

menstru-bating

Self pleasuring yourself at that time of the month.

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.

by Daniard January 8, 2024