batesd

to be at a restaurant and not receive refills or reluctantly receive refills

I went to Applebees and was totally batesd. I only got my first cup of water!

by buputhetaru April 19, 2011

Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.

Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.

by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012

Baterade

The first isotonic beverage that helps both men and women recover all their fluids (ALL of them) after any physical activity. Baterade was introduced as an April Fool's joke by Pornhub in 2019

After playing pocket hockey to beating your sparring partner, Baterade's clinically proven formula can help you refill all the life-giving fluids you need to go at it again.

by squareboy7hills April 1, 2019

nerd-bateing

A nerd who is masterbating.

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Kathy Bates

The most wonderful woman in the world. The God worshipped by all Katholics.

Praise Kathy Bates!

by Cat in the hat ;P October 9, 2020

batehead

1)Someone who is just being 'bate' so being blaitant about doing something.

2)Being a batehead-being stupid
e.g.your being a batehead

3)Batehead-Someone who dresses up in sports clothing, wears cheap gold and has an attitude problem e.g. they think their hard, but their just wannabe gangsters. Usually what are also known as pykies.

1)e.g. stop being a batehead nicking that pencil when the security guard is right there

2)e.g.your being a batehead (your being stupid)

3)bare bateheads about or ha ha what a batehead

by Josh Wellman December 11, 2003

Batemanator

A definition mainly limited to North-Western England (specifically Carlisle), "Bateman" is a male of legendary status in the lady pulling department. From "Daniel Baty" or "Bateman", whos record pulls in the 2005-2006 season are unlikely to ever be bettered. The male in question usualy also has a MILF for a mother.

"Look at that, another bird hes pulled. hes such a Batemanator"

by monkeybutler June 26, 2007